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43 Animal Puns which will leave you feline good! - PunME

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43UnprepossessingPuns which will leave you feline good! - PunME Pun #282 By shear coincidence, all these sheep squint the same. Pun #280 My friend was worrying me with bird puns but toucan play this game. Pun #276 Pig puns are so boaring. Pun #262 These giant squid jokes are kraken me up! Pun #260 Why do venereal never requite to charity?Consideringthey're shellfish. Pun #209 I hate insect puns, they really bug me. Pun #202 A dog gave lineage to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering. Pun #198 The weightier way to communicate with a fish is to waif them a line. Pun #194 A withstand was killing moose for entertainment but in the end he wasn't amoosed. Pun #187 The duck was in rehab considering he was a quackaddict. Pun #184 Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good. Pun #183 How does a farmer count cows? With a cow-culator Pun #165 I'm so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away. Pun #161 Where did Noah alimony his bees? In the ark hives. Pun #158 What do you undeniability a magic dog? A Labracadabrador. Pun #154 The weightier way to communicate with fish is to waif them a line Pun #148 What do you undeniability bees that are fat? Obeese Pun #143 I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the weightier dam movie ever. Pun #141 I went to a seafood party last week, I pulled a mussel. Pun #134 What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer. Pun #133 What municipality has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam Pun #131 I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable! Pun #129 What happens when a sheep, a pulsate and a snake fall from a cliff? BA DUM TS Pun #123 My dyslexia has just hit a owl. Pun #115 What do you undeniability a cow with two legs? Lean beef. Pun #110 When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was rough. Pun #103 Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday Pun #97 What do you undeniability an alligator with a vest? Investigator. Pun #96 I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it increasingly sluggish. Pun #80 Have you overly heard of an honest cheetah? Pun #69 Why couldn't the yellow find her eggs?Consideringshe mislaid them. Pun #68 What do you undeniability a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Pun #56 Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane. Pun #52 When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees? In the ark-hives! Pun #42 Simba was moving slow, so i told him to Mufasa! Pun #38 I watched a documentary well-nigh beavers last night. It was the weightier dam show ever! Pun #35 I went to the zoo today, there was only one animal. It was a shitzu! Pun #32 Why are most horses so slim?Consideringthey are on a stable diet! Pun #29 Would you like to buy a male or a sexuality dog? "Bitch please" ! Pun #23 Why didn't the crab share it's toys? It was too shellfish! Pun #13 I'm having a ruff day. Don't terrier self up well-nigh it. There's sure to be a pawsitive outcome! Pun #12 why do cows wear bells? considering their horns don't work! Pun #11 I love listening to mewsicals! Fur real, they are pawesome. science Puns people Puns nature Puns Random Pun Want increasingly funny puns? Choose a category or the random pun option! PunMERandom Pun Check out our Short Funny Poems and our Funny Pick Up Lines 43UnprepossessingPuns which will leave you feline good! Tongue Twisters Knock Knock Jokes Fun Facts Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Blonde Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haikus cat fish cheese dog nature music tree animals supplies cute stupid clever time simple language people treason entertainment health science movies weather