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People Puns: 59 Puns well-nigh People - PunME Pun #293 My wife wanted to make a joke well-nigh domestic vituperate but I write-up her to it. Pun #288 What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. Pun #254 I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot. Pun #245 He crush his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. Pun #225 The butcher walked backwards into the meat grinder and got a little overdue in his work. Pun #215 How do construction workers party? They raise the roof. Pun #213 If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence. Pun #195 Stop with the veiling jokes...I dont see the point. Pun #186 Cannibals like to meat people Pun #180 Being friends with assassins is a bad idea. They're all backstabbers. Pun #176 Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. Pun #168 I tripped over my girlfriends bra, seemed to be a booby trap. Pun #164 Cartoonist found sufferer in home. Details are sketchy. Pun #152 Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my vision sealed Pun #150 She had a photographic memory but never ripened it Pun #146 The painter was hospitalized due to too many strokes. Pun #144 My math teacher tabbed me average. How mean! Pun #132 Did you hear well-nigh the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. Pun #130 I'm glad i know sign language, it's pretty handy. Pun #121 The other day I held the door unshut for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. Pun #112 My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2. Pun #109 A scarecrow with a PhD is outstanding in his field. Pun #102 You gotta hand it to short people. Pun #88 I think i want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something i can see myself doing! Pun #87 Be kind to your dentist considering he has fillings too. Pun #85 There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't tenancy his pupils. Pun #84 I went into a shop and said "Can someone sell me a kettle?" The gars said "Kenwood?" I said "Where is he then?" Pun #83 A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandma tabbed to see how he was a nurse said "No transpiration yet." Pun #79 Ed has no girlfriend considering Sheeran away. Pun #77 Bakers trade specie recipes on a knead to know basis. Pun #76 I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients. Pun #75 He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed. Pun #74 A backwards poet writes inverse. Pun #71 Don't invest into funerals considering its a dying industry. Pun #70 A veiling man walked into a bar. Then a table, then a chair. Pun #65 Did you hear well-nigh the deaf guy who got a speeding ticket? Neither did he! Pun #64 Did you hear well-nigh the man who lost his left side? He's all right now. Pun #60 Dwarves and midgets have very little in common. Pun #58 What did the cross-eyed teacher say? I can't tenancy my pupils! Pun #53 I tried to make a whup out of watches, but it was a waist of time Pun #48 Did you hear well-nigh the kid napping? He woke up. Pun #46 Why do they put fences virtually cementeries?Consideringpeople are dying to get in! Pun #45 What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli! Pun #44 Make the little things count. Teach midgets math! Pun #43 Did you hear well-nigh the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months! Pun #39 My gilrfriend is saving herself for marriage. We do everything stump sex! Pun #37 What's the definition of a will? It's a sufferer giveaway! Pun #33 What is Forest Gump's facebook password? "1forest1" Pun #31 I used to stage a girl with a lazy eye. It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time! Pun #26 I use to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me! Pun #25 Atheism is a non-prophet organization! Pun #22 This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. But I've never met herbivore! Pun #21 How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path! Pun #17 Why do orphans make terrible baseball players? They don't know where the home is! Pun #15 If you need an ark I noah guy. Pun #9 I met a woman with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit? Pun #7 How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Pun #5 It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. Pun #3 When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on. dog Puns fish Puns people Puns Random Pun Want increasingly funny puns? Choose a category or the random pun option! PunMERandom Pun Check out our Short Funny Poems and our Funny Pick Up Lines people Puns: 59 Puns well-nigh people! Tongue Twisters Knock Knock Jokes Fun Facts Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Blonde Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haikus cat fish cheese dog nature music tree animals supplies cute stupid clever time simple language people treason entertainment health science movies weather