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200WeightierKnock Knock Jokes for everyone to enjoy! | Pun.me when to PunME Homepage 200WeightierKnock Knock Jokes for everyone to enjoy! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Enjoy the biggest list of the weightier 200 knock knock jokes. This wipe list of knock knock jokes is perfect for kids and adults to enjoy! Click a letter of the alphabet unelevated to show the knock knock jokes whence with the selected letter. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Updated 23rd November 2016. The list of knock knock jokes has doubled in size and now contains a massive 200 knock knock jokes! I have moreover organised the jokes alphabetically to indulge ease of reading! Knock Knock Jokes whence with A Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us.Unshutup! Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda Amanda who? A man da fix your sink! Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish! Amish who? You're not a shoe! Knock, knock. Who's there? Al Al who? Al requite you a kiss if you unshut this door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Alfie Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave! Knock, knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before? Knock, knock. Who's there Amish Amish Who? Aw How sweet. I miss you too. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alien Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know? Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie soul home? Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby Abby who? A bee just stung me! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out. Knock, knock. Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock, knock. Who's there? Amma Amma who? Amma not going to tell you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie Annie who? Annie one you like! Knock, knock. Who's there? Argo Argo who? Argo lanugo the shops if you aren't going to let me in! Knock Knock Jokes whence with B Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock, knock - oops i did it again. Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly. Knock, knock. Who's there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who. Never mind it's pointless! Knock, knock. Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your stovepipe virtually me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. Knock, knock. Who's there? Barbara Barbara who? Barbara woebegone sheep, have you any wool... Knock, knock. Who's there? Bed Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am! Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Bruce Bruce who? I Bruce easily, don't hit me ! Knock, knock. Who's there? Burglar Burglar who? Burglars don't knock! Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom! Knock, knock. Who's there? Buddha Buddha who? Buddha this slice of specie for me! Knock Knock Jokes whence with C Knock, knock. Who’s there? Caesar. Caesar who? Caesar quick, she’s running away. Knock, knock. Who's there? Control freak. Co… You should say "Control freak who" now. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my work? Knock, knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD guy on your doorstep? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way, I’m coming through! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cow's go who? No, silly. Cows go Moo! Knock, knock. Who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting c- Mooooo! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've unchangingly known you were a bit nutty! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yes you are! Knock, knock. Who's there? Comb Comb who? Comb on lanugo and I'll tell you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheese Cheese who? Cheese a nice girl. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chick! Chick who ? Chick your oven, I can smell urgent ! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cupid! Cupid who? Cupid quiet in there. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows vCows who? Cows go moo not who! Knock Knock Jokes whence with D Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen all this knocking scarecrow you already? Knock, knock. Who's there ? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the Police come out with your hands up. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!! Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking? Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen everyone want to let me in? Knock, knock. Who's there? Double Double who? W! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dish. Dish who? Dish is a nice place! Knock, knock. Who’s there? interrupting doctor. interr… You've got cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin Knock Knock Jokes whence with E Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me. Knock, knock. Who's there? Etch. Etch who?Solemnizeyou. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggcited to see me? Knock, knock. Who's there? Earl Earl who? Earl be glad to get to bed, I'm tired. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ears Ears who? Ears flipside knock knock jokes for you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Emma Emma who? Emma bit unprepossessed out here, can you let me in? Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe Europe who? Europe early this morning! Knock Knock Jokes whence with F Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix Felix who? Felix my lolly, I'll whack him. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fangs Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time unshut this door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Fiddle Fiddle? Fiddle make you happy I'll tell you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frank you for stuff my friend! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken! Knock, knock. Who's there? Flea Flea who? Flea veiling mice! Knock, knock. Who's there? Fossil Fossil who? Fossil last time, unshut the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Fork Fork who? Fork-get it, I'm leaving! Knock, knock. Who's there? France France who? France of the family! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank Frank who? Frank you for stuff my friend! Knock Knock Jokes whence with G Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla! Gorilla who? Gorilla burger! I've got the buns! Knock, knock. Who's there? Garden Garden who? Garden the treasure, it's precious! Knock, knock. Who's there? Gerald Gerald who? It's Gerald friend from school! Knock, knock. Who's there? Gandhi Gandhi who? Gandhi come out and play? Knock, knock. Who's there? Gino Gino who? Gino me or not, now unshut the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Goose Goose who? Goose who's knocking at your door again! Knock, knock. Who's there? Grub Grub who? Grub hold of my hand and lets go! Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys Gladys who? Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts! Knock Knock Jokes whence with H Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch Hatch who? God solemnize you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you a owl? Knock, knock. Who's there? Hada! Hada who? Had a unconfined time, how well-nigh you? Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s unprepossessed out here! Knock, knock. Who's there? Heaven Heaven who? Heaven seen you for a long time. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hey Hey who? Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go! Knock, knock. Who's there? Hammond Hammond who? Hammond eggs! Knock, knock. Who's there? Hand Hand who? Handover your money! Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry up and wordplay this door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Hip Hip who? Hippopotamus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hockey Hockey who? Hockey doesn't work, so I had to knock! Knock, knock. Who's there? House House who? House you doing? Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard Howard who? Howard you like to be knocking for a transpiration ? Knock Knock Jokes whence with I Knock, knock. Who's there? Iran! Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this! Knock, knock. Who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Dammit, man, that is way too much information! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabell. Isabell who? Is a tintinnabulate working? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream! Ice surf who? Ice surf if you don't let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don’t unshut the door. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a nice day. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? You see me, do you need glasses or something? Knock Knock Jokes whence with J Knock, knock Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in the neighborhood, thought I would waif by. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess let me in. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner. Knock, knock. Who's there? Jam Jam who? Jam mind, I'm trying to get in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Jamaica Jamaica who ? Jamaica mistake? Just let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Java Java who? Java dog in your house, I hear one barking! Knock, knock. Who's there? Jester Jester who? Jester silly old man! Knock, knock. Who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim mind if I come in? Knock, knock. Who's there? Joe Joe who? Joe away, I'm not talking to you. Knock Knock Jokes whence with K Knock, knock. Who's there? Keanu Keanu who? Keanu let me in, it's unprepossessed out here ! Knock, knock. Who's there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya guess who is it? Knock, knock. Who's there? Kermit Kermit who? Kermit a treason and you'll get locked up! Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo! Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? Knock Knock Jokes whence with L Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep slum and find out. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lee Lee who? Lee me vacated - I've got a headache! Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s unprepossessed out here! Why did Lisa fall of the swing?Consideringshe had no arms. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure. Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf? Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock, knock. Who's there? A little boy A little boy who? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lego Lego who? Lego of me and I'll tell you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Les Les who? Les go out for a picnic! Knock, knock. Who's there? Lion Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, unshut up! Knock, knock. Who's there? Lock Lock who? Lock who it is, without all this time! Knock Knock Jokes whence with M Knock, knock! Who’s there? Moustache! Moustache who? I thought I moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mango! Mango who? Mango to the door and just wordplay it! Knock, knock. Who's there? Major. Major who? Major day with this joke, haven’t I? Knock, knock. Who's there? Major Major who? Major wordplay didn't I! Knock, knock. Who's there? Mary Mary who? Marry me? Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole. Knock, knock. Who's there? Max Max who? Max no difference.Unshutthe door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Meg Meg who? Meg up your mind - Let me in! Knock Knock Jokes whence with N Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat? Knock, knock. Who's there? Noise Noise who? Noise to see you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nun Nun who? Nun of your business! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nose Nose who? I nose plenty increasingly knock knock jokes! Knock Knock Jokes whence with O Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes? Knock, knock. Who's there? Obi Wan Obi Wan who? Obi Wan of the good guys! Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelet Omelet who? Omelet'in you kiss me! Knock, knock. Who's there? Oscar Oscar who? Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer! Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl be sad if you don't let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Ozzie Ozzie who? Ozzie you later! Knock Knock Jokes whence with P Knock, knock. Who's there? Philip Philip who? Philip up my glass please, I'm thirsty! Knock, knock Who's there? Poll Poll who? Police! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it’s dank outside! Knock, knock. Who's there? Passion Passion who? Just Passion by and thought I'd pop in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Pasta Pasta who? Pasta salt please! Knock, knock. Who's there? Phone Phone who? Phonely I'd known it was you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Pudding Pudding who? Pudding on your shoes surpassing your trousers is a bad idea! Knock Knock Jokes whence with Q Knock, knock. Who's there? Quiet Tina Quiet Tina who? Quiet Tina library! Knock, knock. Who's there? Quacker Quacker who? Quacker flipside bad joke and I'm leaving! Knock Knock Jokes whence with R Knock, Knock. Who's there? Interrupting raven. Interrupt... CAAWW!!! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands and flit the boogie! Knock, knock. Who's there? Radio Radio who? Radio not, here I come! Knock, knock. Who's there? Rough Rough who? Rough, rough, rough! It's your dog! Knock, knock. Who's there? Ray Ray who? Ray-member me?! Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin! Robin who? Robin your house! Knock, knock. Who's there? Riot Riot who? Riot on time here I am. Knock, knock. Who's there? Russell Russell who? Russell up something to eat, I'm starving! Knock Knock Jokes whence with S Knock, knock. Who's there? Sorry Sorry who? Sorry wrong door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sure would like you to unshut the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Sacha! Sacha who? Sacha lot of questions! Knock, knock. Who's there? Sarah Sarah who? Sa-rah phone I could use? Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snowbody! Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O Knock, knock. Who’s there? Suspense. Suspense who? … Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shocking. Shocking who? Shocking you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatcha doin’ and unshut the stupid door. Knock Knock Jokes whence with T Knock, knock. Who's there? Twit Twit who? Did anyone else hear an owl? Knock, knock. Who's there? Teresa Teresa who? Teresa are green! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Your welcome! Knock, knock. Who's there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis is five plus five! Knock, knock. Who's there? Tad Tad who? Tad's all folks! Knock, knock. Who's there? Tim Tim who? Tim you got scared! Knock, knock. Who's there? Tooth Tooth who? Tooth or dare! Knock, knock. Who's there? Troy Troy who? Troy the tintinnabulate instead! Knock Knock Jokes whence with U Knock, knock. Who's there? UCI UCI who? UCI had to knock considering your doorbell didn't work! Knock, knock. Who's there? Udder Udder who? Udder madness are these knock knock jokes! Knock, knock Who's there? Utah Utah who? Utah one who told me to knock! Knock Knock Jokes whence with V Knock, knock. Who's there? Venice Venice who? Venice your mother coming home? Knock, knock. Who's there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are! Knock Knock Jokes whence with W Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear flipside joke? Knock, knock. Who's there? Water? Water who? Water way to wordplay the door! Knock, knock. Who's there? Wire Wire who? Wire you asking me? Knock, knock. Who's there? Will Will who? Will you let me in? Will you remember in a year? Yes. Will you remember in a month? Yes. Will you remember in a week? Yes. Will you remember in a day? Yes. Knock, knock Who's there? You forgot me already! Knock, knock. Who's there? Waiter Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you! Knock Knock Jokes whence with X Knock, knock. Who's there? X X who? X for breakfast! Knock Knock Jokes whence with Y Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow. You sure are excited to see me! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah! Yah who? Well, no thanks, I’m increasingly of a Google person. Knock, knock. Who's there? York York who? York coming over to my place! Knock, knock. Who's there? Yugo Yugo who? Yugo first, I'm right overdue you! Knock Knock Jokes whence with Z Knock, knock. Who's there? Zoom Zoom who? Zoom did you expect! Knock, knock. Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany soul home? Tweet Read increasingly funny pages, trammels out our full list below! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes