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25 Funny Riddles with Revealable Answers! | Pun.me when to PunME Homepage 25 Funny Riddles with Revealable Answers! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Our weightier 25 funny riddles with answers. To reveal the wordplay to one of our hilarious riddles simply hover, tap or hold lanugo the 'show answer' area. What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and Dinner. What has a squatter and two hands but no stovepipe or legs? A clock. What tastes largest than it smells? A Tongue. What kind of room has no doors or windows? A Mushroom. During what month do people sleep the least? February, it's the shortest month. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. What goes up and never comes down? Your Age. What word becomes shorter when you add two reports to it? Short. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? They are triplets! Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Johnny of course. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. How much dirt is there in a slum that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? There is no dirt in the hole. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. What gets wetter the increasingly it dries? A towel. Which word in the wordlist is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly You can't alimony this until you have given it. A promise. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? Fire. What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty? Your Shadow. What unprepossessing turns well-nigh 200 times virtually its turning without it dies? A roast chicken. How many months in the year have 28 days? All of them. A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that? He is bald. What part of the Turkey has the most feathers? The Outside. Six fish are in the swimming if three die how many are in the pond? Three. What goes up and lanugo but never moves? The stairs. Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it? It wasn't raining! Get others tumbled and rencontre there IQ! Share this page on social media! Tweet Read increasingly funny pages, trammels out our full list below! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes