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17 Funny Poems to make your day, it will make you smile we say! | Pun.me when to PunME Homepage 17 Funny Poems to make your day, it will make you smile we say! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes A selection of funny poems which you will find funny and will make you smile. These poems are full of humor whilst stuff short unbearable to remember! There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night. With a terrible fright. To find out his dream had come true! Our school trip was a special occasion. But we never reacher our destination. Instead of the zoo. I was locked in the loo. of the toilet at the service station! An elderly man tabbed Keith. Mislaid his set of false teeth. They'd been laid on a chair. He'd forgot they were there. Sat down, and was bitten beneath. When I'm old and mankey. I'll never use a hanky. I'll wee on plants. and soil my pants! All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told. They run and play withal the streets of Gold. Why is heaven such a doggie-delight? Why, considering there's not a single cat in sight! That's not my age; it's just not true. My heart is young; the time just flew. I'm staring at this strange old face, And someone else is in my place! I am a dog. And you are a flower. I lift my leg up. And requite you a shower! I eat my peas with honey. I've washed-up it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny. But it keeps them on the knife! She fell into the suffuse tub. she fell into the sink. she fell into the rasberry jam. and came out pink! Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made me pretty. What happened to you! There was a young lady of Kent. Whose nose was most vitally bent. She followed her nose, One day, I suppose, And no one knows which way she went. If I were a shaggy bear. And had a shaggy tummy. I'd climb into a honey jar And make my tummy yummy! There once was a child in Spain. Who loved to play in the rain. One day he tripped. And tapped his hip. Now he is in serious pain. Last night at dinner we had some fish, and though I tried, I did not finish. My mother told me while I chewed, brains loved fish over all other food. She avoided my eye contact, and ticked my work in green. But she knew trhat her soul smells, were foul and quite obscene. My dog is quite hip. Except when he takes a dip. He looks like a fool, when he jumps in the pool, and reminds me of a sinking ship. From time to time, one needs a rhyme, and if you're unexceptionable you use this website. Want increasingly poems? Read our funny haikus! Share our hilarious poems on social media below! Tweet Read increasingly funny pages, trammels out our full list below! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes