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25 Funny Haiku Poems to make you smile | Pun.me when to PunME Homepage 25 Funny Haiku Poems to make you smile! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Our top hilarious haiku poems in the English 5-7-5 format. Some of our haiku's are a little weird or strange, but wierd is funny right? Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. Shoe laces. Must wade at once. Didn't know that was you. Wanna go outside. Oh NO! Help! I got outside! Let me when inside! World is vast and wide. So much out there to explore. Right now, let's eat lunch. Company coming? And your house is a big mess? Just put on lipstick. You think you're big. With your fancy little words. This is not so hard. You use computers. IPods, mobiles, cameras. Why not write letters? Girl sat on a swing. Trying to sing a song for god. Missing him, not me. Ask for opinions. Mull it over. Then you can. Just do what you want. I sat on the pin. It did not requite me a grin. Buy some marmalade. I think haikus suck. Has to be five seven five. Who came up with this? The ocean is big, And moreover it is pretty, Pretty freakin' wet. I knew this gambler. He bet it all on a bluff. He is now homeless. I met a man, Stan. His nature is Afghani. Yes! Afghanistan. Row row row your boat. Rowing gently lanugo the stream. Life is so extreme. I'm much funnier. when i am drunk off my butt. sadly, i'm sober. Advice for those in, a difficult position. First, be flexible. My cow gives less milk, now that it has been eaten, by a fierce dragon. In specimen of not being, worldly-wise to count up to seven, you can use your fingers. I like kittens, YEAH! They are really fluffy, YEAH! OMG KITTENS. My breakfast today, bacon, eggs, and ice water. I finger so healthy. Fat man sees small door, he knows he cannot fit through, tears spritz self-ruling now. Five syllables here. Seven increasingly syllables here. Are you happy now? Want more? Read our funny poems page! Enjoyed our funny haikus? Share this page on social media! Tweet Read increasingly funny pages, trammels out our full list below! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes