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75 Funny Insults which are Incredibly Brutal! | Pun.me when to PunME Homepage 75 Funny Insults which are Incredibly Brutal! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes The funniest insults available! Our list of the 75 top funny insults, we suggest if you decide to use them do it with lattermost caution! If laughter is the weightier medicine, your squatter must be curing the world. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet. Your family tree must be a cactus considering everybody on it is a prick. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you. It's largest to let someone think you are an Idiot than to unshut your mouth and prove it. If I had a squatter like yours, I'd sue my parents. Your lineage document is an restoration letter from the condom factory. I guess you prove that plane god makes mistakes sometimes. The only way you'll overly get laid is if you trickle up a chicken's ass and wait. You're so fake, Barbie is jealous. I’m jealous of people that don’t know you! My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering. If I wanted to skiver myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ. You must have been born on a highway considering that's where most accidents happen. Brains aren't everything. In your specimen they're nothing. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you. Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? Behind every fat woman there is a trappy woman. No seriously, your in the way. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. You, sir, are an oxygen thief! Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were unmistakably thrown at a wall. Don't like my sarcasm, well I don't like your stupid. Why don't you go play in traffic. Please shut your mouth when you’re talking to me. I'd slap you, but that would be unprepossessing abuse. They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. Stop trying to be a smart ass, you're just an ass. The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it. 'm rented now. Can I ignore you some other time? You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas. If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence. Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime. I can lose weight, but you’ll unchangingly be ugly. Why don't you slip into something increasingly comfortable... like a coma. Shock me, say something intelligent. If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty. Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a smart-ass when there. You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's nonflexible to pronounce. You get ten times increasingly girls than me? ten times zero is zero... There is no vaccine versus stupidity. You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. Sure, I've seen people like you surpassing - but I had to pay an admission. How old are you? - Wait I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high. Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one. You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you. Of undertow I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me? All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo. To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to you joke on Wednesday. You're so fat, you could sell shade. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my throne that far up my ass. Don't you need a license to be that ugly? My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only supplies that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet surpassing you go outside. If you really spoke your mind, you'd be speechless. Stupidity is not a treason so you are self-ruling to go. You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were woebegone and white. If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move? You so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. You are so old, your birth-certificate expired. Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone. You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete. How did you get here? Did someone leave your muzzle open? Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit virtually your lips. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Just considering you have one doesn't midpoint you have to act like one. We can unchangingly tell when you are lying. Your lips move. Are you unchangingly this stupid or is today a special occasion? Looking for increasingly fun? Read our 120 cheesy pick up lines! Know somebody who could make use of these funny insults? Share this page on social media! Tweet Read increasingly funny pages, trammels out our full list below! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes