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35 Clever Puns which are smartly worded! - PunME

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35 Clever Puns which are smartly worded! - PunME Pun #294 Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. Pun #290 I'm an archaeologist and my life is in ruins. Pun #289 I learned well-nigh electricity today it was lit. Pun #259 A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame. Pun #256 Go to Italy, Rome virtually and pasta time. Pun #239 Met this girl on a dating site and i don't know, we just clicked. Pun #234 I hate negative numbers and will stop at nothing to stave them.. Pun #229 I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 5 years, I don't have 2020 vision. Pun #218 Thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it ways alot. Pun #211 My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils, but that's a whisk i'm willing to take. Pun #201 I wasn't going to get a smart-ass transplant, but then I reverted my mind Pun #199 How do you repletion a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there. Pun #197 My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter. Pun #191 When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic. Pun #188 I never understood odourless chemicals, they never make scents. Pun #170 Velcro, what a rip-off Pun #169 How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it. Pun #168 I tripped over my girlfriends bra, seemed to be a booby trap. Pun #149 A good versifier knows where to yank the line Pun #142 I should have been sad when my wink light batteries died, but I was delighted. Pun #137 People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping. Pun #113 I've been thinking well-nigh learning Braille, but its a bit of a touchy subject. Pun #105 How did I escape Iraq? Iran. Pun #104 Never trust an atom, they make up everything! Pun #101 I can't stand sitting. Pun #99 I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig... It's not a trappy poem but it's very deep. Pun #91 I am so tried of wheels correct jokes. Pun #79 Ed has no girlfriend considering Sheeran away. Pun #76 I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients. Pun #71 Don't invest into funerals considering its a dying industry. Pun #41 My puns are not bad they are tearable. Pun #16 do not trust atoms.. they make up everything! Pun #9 I met a woman with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit? Pun #2 The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize. Pun #1 My friend told me ten puns to try to make me laugh. No pun intended. music Puns nature Puns weather Puns Random Pun Want increasingly funny puns? Choose a category or the random pun option! PunMERandom Pun Check out our Short Funny Poems and our Funny Pick Up Lines 35 Clever Puns which are smartly worded! Tongue Twisters Knock Knock Jokes Fun Facts Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Blonde Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haikus cat fish cheese dog nature music tree animals supplies cute stupid clever time simple language people treason entertainment health science movies weather