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Science Puns: 44 Puns well-nigh Science - PunME Pun #296 I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit. Pun #295 I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me. Pun #284 Geology rocks! Pun #278 I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit Pun #277 I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back. Pun #259 A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame. Pun #255 I make prophecy jokes like there's no tomorrow. Pun #253 The forfeit of the space program is astronomical. Pun #245 He crush his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. Pun #241 What do you undeniability a dinosaur with an wide-stretching vocabulary? A Thesaurus. Pun #236 Organ donors put their heart into it. Pun #235 Rest in peace humid water, you will be mist. Pun #223 What happens when four children lock themselves in a wardrobe? That's narnia business.. Pun #219 Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa. Pun #217 She had a photographic memory but never ripened it. Pun #216 If it wasn't for physics, I'd be unstoppable Pun #206 My friend really reverted when she became vegetarian, it's like I've never seen herbivore Pun #204 An expensive laxative will requite you a run for your money. Pun #188 I never understood odourless chemicals, they never make scents. Pun #166 A rubber wreath slingshot was confiscated in algebra matriculation for stuff a weapon of math disruption. Pun #146 The painter was hospitalized due to too many strokes. Pun #137 People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping. Pun #136 It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face! Pun #127 He wears glasses during math considering it improves division. Pun #123 My dyslexia has just hit a owl. Pun #107 I was fond to soap... I'm wipe now. Pun #104 Never trust an atom, they make up everything! Pun #95 When I found out that my microwave wasn't waterproof, I was shocked. Pun #92 When two vegetarians are arguing, is it still considered beef? Pun #89 Six out of seven dwarves aren't happy. Pun #87 Be kind to your dentist considering he has fillings too. Pun #83 A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandma tabbed to see how he was a nurse said "No transpiration yet." Pun #82 I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. Pun #76 I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients. Pun #63 Do hungry time-travellers overly go when four seconds? Pun #62 So the router says to the doctor? It hurts when ip! Pun #50 A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable! Pun #49 I gave yonder my sufferer batteries - self-ruling of charge. Pun #46 Why do they put fences virtually cementeries?Consideringpeople are dying to get in! Pun #40 What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless. Pun #34 When you get a bladder infection urine trouble! Pun #24 I'm reading a typesetting well-nigh anti-gravity. It's untellable to put down! Pun #19 How do you organize a space party? You planet! Pun #3 When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on. supplies Puns cute Puns treason Puns Random Pun Want increasingly funny puns? Choose a category or the random pun option! PunMERandom Pun Check out our Short Funny Poems and our Funny Pick Up Lines science Puns: 44 Puns well-nigh science! Tongue Twisters Knock Knock Jokes Fun Facts Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Blonde Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haikus cat fish cheese dog nature music tree animals supplies cute stupid clever time simple language people treason entertainment health science movies weather