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120 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines | Pun.me when to PunME Homepage 120 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Our weightier 120 funny and cheesy pick up lines for all your embarrassing needs! Warning, please only use these pick up lines only if you are unflinching or stupid enough! Are you French considering Eiffel for you. Is that a mirror in your pocket?RationalizationI can see myself in your pants! Are you religious?Rationalizationyou’re the wordplay to all my prayers. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. You must be Jamaican, considering Jamaican me crazy. What has 36 teeth and holds when the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. Somebody undeniability the cops, considering it’s got to be illegal to squint that good! I must be a snowflake, considering I've fallen for you. I know you're rented today, but can you add me to your to-do list? If you were a steak you would be well done. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Are you cake?RationalizationI want a piece of that. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in. Are you lost ma'am?Consideringheaven is a long way from here. There is something wrong with my lamina phone. It doesn't have your number in it. If you were a library book, I would trammels you out. Are you a cat considering I'm feline a connection between us If I were to ask you out on a date, would your wordplay be the same as the wordplay to this question? If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? I'm new in town. Could you requite me directions to your apartment? I must be in a museum, considering you truly are a work of art. You spend so much time in my mind, I should tuition you rent. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? Are you from Tennessee?Consideringyou're the only 10 I see! Are you a beaver?Rationalizationdaaaaaaaaam! Life without you is like a wrenched pencil... pointless. Do you want to see a picture of a trappy person? (hold up a mirror) Is your soul from McDonald's?RationalizationI'm lovin' it! Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice We're not socks. But I think we'd make a unconfined pair. Your lips squint so lonely…Would they like to meet mine? Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. Thank god I'm wearing gloves considering you are too hot to handle. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. How much does a polar write-up weight? Enough to unravel the ice! Are you a 90 stratum angle?Rationalizationyou are looking right! Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous! If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d requite you my heart. Are you Israeli?Rationalizationyou Israeli hot. On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need. Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven? If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams. Is your name Google?Consideringyou've got everything I'm searching for. Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look. Are you from Starbucks considering I like you a latte. Are you a comic considering I find you a peeling. Do you like vegetables considering I love you from my throne tomatoes. Have you been to the doctor's lately?RationalizationI think you're lacking some vitamin me. Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power?Consideringdammmm. Do you like science considering I've got my ion you. Are you my appendix?ConsideringI don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Do you like sales?Consideringif you're looking for a good one, suit is 100% off at my place. I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest. If you were a triangle you'd be vigilant one. Does your left eye hurt?Consideringyou’ve been looking right all day. My feet are getting cold… considering you’ve knocked my socks off. Wow, when god made you he was showing off. If eyeful were time, you’d be eternity. Is your name Wi-fi?ConsideringI'm really feeling a connection. If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. Do you have a tan, or do you unchangingly squint this hot? Can I follow you home?Rationalizationmy parents unchangingly told me to follow my dreams. If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you. Are you a camera?Consideringevery time I squint at you, I smile. Are you from Japan rationalization I'm trying to get in Japanties. If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple. I'll requite you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it. Did you swallow magnets?Rationalizationyou're attractive. Are you from China?ConsideringI'm China get your number. Do you have a name, or can I undeniability you mine? Are you starving Pizza?ConsideringI’d love to get a pizz-a you Wouldn't we squint cute on a wedding confection together. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? Is your dad a terrorist?Consideringyou are the bomb. You must be a ninja, considering you snuck into my heart Can you pinch me, considering you're so fine I must be dreaming. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true! Are you Australian?Consideringyou meet all of my koala-fications. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. If I followed you home, would you alimony me? If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. Are you a keyboard ?Consideringyou are my type. There is something wrong with my phone. Could you undeniability it for me to see if it rings? I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together Did you hear of the new disease tabbed beautiful, I think you're infected. I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber. You know what you would really squint trappy in? My arms. My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong? I want someone to squint at me the way I squint at chocolate cake. Is it hot in here or is it just you? Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?Fingermy t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material. You must be a magician, considering every time I squint at you, everyone else disappears. Your name must be Coca Cola, considering you're so-da-licious. You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life. My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U. Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin? Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas? I'm new in town, could you requite me directions to your apartment? I'll melt you dinner, if you melt me breakfast What does it finger like to be the most trappy girl in the room? Good thing I just bought term life insurance … considering I saw you and my heart stopped! If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? Was that an earthquake or did you just waddle my world? You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. Fancy something funnier? Read our list of 35 genuinely funny jokes! Want to share our cheesy pick up lines? Share this page on social media! Tweet Read increasingly funny pages, trammels out our full list below! PAGE MENU Funny Jokes Funny Poems Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Tongue Twisters Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haiku Poems Christmas Puns Funny Compliments Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock Knock Jokes