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Stupid Puns: 42 Puns well-nigh Stupid - PunME Pun #299 If you've been thinking well-nigh singing karaoke with a friend, just duet! Pun #281 Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is! Pun #269 Jokes with dial lines can be painfully funny. Pun #255 I make prophecy jokes like there's no tomorrow. Pun #252 The flop didn't want to go off, so it refused. Pun #247 Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. Pun #246 Dyslexics untie! Pun #244 No matter how nonflexible you push the envelope it will still be stationery. Pun #243 I can't count how many times I failed maths at school. Pun #177 If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you. Pun #171 The specimen versus a donut thief was full of holes. Pun #162 I went to buy some hush-up trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any. Pun #157 I was trying to make a pun well-nigh escaping quicksand but I'm stuck. Pun #147 I couldn't icon out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. Pun #143 I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the weightier dam movie ever. Pun #139 Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but what would be the point? Pun #136 It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face! Pun #129 What happens when a sheep, a pulsate and a snake fall from a cliff? BA DUM TS Pun #126 A bicycle can't stand on its own considering it is two-tired. Pun #116 Why did the blonde sneak past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills. Pun #111 I don't trust stairs... they are unchangingly up to something. Pun #99 I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig... It's not a trappy poem but it's very deep. Pun #90 Life as an elevator has its ups and downs. Pun #84 I went into a shop and said "Can someone sell me a kettle?" The gars said "Kenwood?" I said "Where is he then?" Pun #81 Broken pencils are pointless. Pun #78 What do you undeniability cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. Pun #70 A veiling man walked into a bar. Then a table, then a chair. Pun #67 I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink. Pun #65 Did you hear well-nigh the deaf guy who got a speeding ticket? Neither did he! Pun #62 So the router says to the doctor? It hurts when ip! Pun #59 Where do boats go when they get sick. The dock! Pun #55 Did you hear well-nigh the fire at the circus? It was in tents! Pun #54 I tried wearing some tight jeans, but I couldn't pull it off. Pun #51 Tennis players can never find happiness. Love ways nothing to them. Pun #48 Did you hear well-nigh the kid napping? He woke up. Pun #47 I put the sexy in dyslexia! Pun #44 Make the little things count. Teach midgets math! Pun #43 Did you hear well-nigh the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months! Pun #36 What type of computer sings? A dell! Pun #35 I went to the zoo today, there was only one animal. It was a shitzu! Pun #8 Enough with the cripple jokes! ...I just can't stand them. Pun #6 To the guy who invented Zero, thanks for nothing! stupid Puns music Puns simple Puns Random Pun Want increasingly funny puns? Choose a category or the random pun option! PunMERandom Pun Check out our Short Funny Poems and our Funny Pick Up Lines stupid Puns: 42 Puns well-nigh stupid! Tongue Twisters Knock Knock Jokes Fun Facts Funny Sayings Dad Jokes Blonde Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Funny Riddles Funny Limericks Funny Insults Funny Haikus cat fish cheese dog nature music tree animals supplies cute stupid clever time simple language people treason entertainment health science movies weather